After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that not being a loser really isn't all that complicated. I've compiled the top 60 ways of how to not fail at life. For some people it might seem obvious, but I'm surprised at how many people I've met that just.. don't.. get it.
1. Don't do drugs
2. exercise
3. Don't break the law
4. Save sex for marriage
5. Go to college
6. Do your homework and study while in college
7. Don't drop out of college.
8. Clean up after yourself
9. Don't disrespect your parents
10. Don't ask your parents for money after disrespecting them
11. Do your own freaking laundry
12. Get a job and buy things with your own money
13. Don't spend your paycheck the day you get it
14. Don't buy useless crap with your money
15. Don't buy useless crap with your credit card if you run out of money
16. Get a haircut and shave
17. Take a shower and change your socks.
18. Stop looking at pornography
19. Stop doing the things that are related to looking at pornography
20. Stop playing video games all night, get some sleep
21. Go to church, and learn stuff while you're there
22. Respect your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband
23. Stop drinking craploads of beer
24. Don't brag about how many beers you drink
25. Stop drinking craploads of energy drinks
26. Don't brag about how many energy drinks you drink
27. Clean up the cans from all the drinks you just drank
28. Don't eat junk food
29. Hang out with smart people.
30. Take advice from smart people.
31. Try and be a smart person yourself
32. Don't brag about making stupid choices
33. Don't hang around stupid people
34. Tight jeans and guys DO NOT MIX.
35. Pull your pants up over your boxers.
36. Respect yourself
37. Respect others
38. Don't be around people who disrespect you
39. Don't try to get in fights
40. Don't brag about fights that you've gotten into
41. Don't invite dummies over who trash your house
42. Don't room with dummies who invite dummies over
43. Don't eat ramen noodles every night
44. Don't speed
45. Turn your high beams off around other drivers
46. Learn the difference between there, they're, and their
47. Don't be obnoxiously loud
48. Don't go tanning all the time
49. Get off your butt and do something with your life
50. Don't make innuendos with everything people say
51. Don't laugh at inappropriate humor
52. Don't make fun of people who are smarter than you
53. Don't try to act smarter than people smarter than you
54. Use proper grammar
55. Don't curse every other word you say
56. Better yet don't curse at all
57. Don't listen to music that promotes negative things
58. Don't brag about things you haven't or probably never will accomplish
59. Go outside and enjoy the fresh air.
60. The more you put into your life, the more you'll value it
I'm sure the list could continue, though these were the most evident. Even so there's one thing that tops all of these - the #1 way to not fail at life that overlaps everything else:
-DON'T BE THAT GUY-
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